Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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