well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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