I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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