Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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