Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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