Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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