did you get engaged???
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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