Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
how do you play pong handcuffed?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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