Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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