WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
