You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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