Got a toothbrush?
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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