Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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