So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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