Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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