I'm pants shitting drunk right now
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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