we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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