that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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