Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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