I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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