No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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