I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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