But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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