just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So vagazzling was a success
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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