you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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