this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Randomize