I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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