So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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