quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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