yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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