never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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