he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Just puked most of my soul out..
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
