Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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