Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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