is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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