Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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