Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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