I must be too annoying 4 u.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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