how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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