She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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