I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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