Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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