we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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