She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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