what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Randomize
