whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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