I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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