have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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