Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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