Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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