In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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