quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize