Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Let's get the cat blown out
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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