8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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