Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
